I think I’d like this at my funeral .. I think I’d like to ask if god is there, I think I’d like to let him know I’m coming, I think I’d like to let him know he should start preparing, I think he should start getting a little scared, ‘cos I’m coming, I’m gonna be gunning for you you son of a bitch. I’m coming to get you and your frikkin son ..
It’s payback for everything that has happened under the guise of religion ( I don’t care which religion, just generic religion ), it’s payback time for disease, it’s payback time for that last raiders of the lost ark movie .. for pain and suffering, for all the bad in the world, and if the bible is to be believed .. for holding a fucking grudge. ( seriously thumb through genesis, what an arse )
I’mmm commminng ttooo get yoouu jeeeeessuuuss ..
What god / Jesus / Diety / or significant mystical other can be worshipped, look around. They are either a bastard, or they aren’t some one i would choose to worship.
It’s that simple .. if
“it’s HIS will”
was a real argument, jails would be empty. Many people have many wills.
Not that I have any issue with the vibe of the thing, be good to others, don’t be a dick, don’t do those other things etc, the sentiment is all good, I just feel like it should be a NATO code of conduct or something, once it became religion in my opinion it became a point of difference between those that thought he meant one thing against those that thought he meant something else and then we have religious persecution, radicals, religious wars and so it goes on…
Especially this time of year it’s important to reflect on the words of the wise for guidance ..
Bart: Hey, since when is Christmas just about presents? Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day… the birth of Santa?
Bart Simpson Season 9
Enjoy your festivus in whichever guise it takes, remember those that the lord decided to smite, and stay true to yourselves .. oh and send $ 99.99 to the following PO Box for complete redemption ..